Daniel receives a text message. Matthias looks at his phone and asks, "Why does it say 'dork time'?" The words in fact said Derek T (well, it had his full last name, but we gotta protect the innocent).
Daniel is reading the Bible for our morning Bible time.
Matthias: Why are you reading the Bible?
Daniel: Because it's God's word
Matthias: Did Brian Jaques write it? (remember Brian?)
Daniel: No, God wrote it.
Matthias: Why does that say "ants"?
Daniel: Uh, it says "Acts"
Sometimes I wonder if other parents laugh at their children as much as we do...